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The tales of a college student and retail employee in love.

Wow I was drunk and took a selfie with my brother’s cat last night

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It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

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Lucy Reynolds

photo manipulation

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Oh hey 6 more days until I hang out with camgirl91

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women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

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in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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Mixed emotions.

I’m like 99% sure Gavin isn’t super interested. Probably a good thing because he looks slightly like Garett and his name is so similar I might accidentally call him Garett.

I still think of Leif very often. It’s a lot easier than it was the first time, I mean last time I literally felt like I was rotting from the inside out. This time… I’m just saddened by the fact that the man I thought was the one was actually a fucking facade. I remember the way he looked at me under the moon and the stars on Lake Tahoe, and when he told me he only wanted me at Donner Pass, and how he wrapped his scarf around my neck on Jenner Beach when I shivered, and it feels like he was a completely different person from the man that closed the door in my face and stared blankly and soullessly at me. I think it’s the most painful thing ever to think you have literally everything you ever wanted, right there in your arms, and to be the same for them, and then watch it crumble and that kindness fade into indifference.

And then there’s Abe, who I just met but I think it could be good. At least he likes my fucking city.

— 1 day ago



this gif keeps getting better

Turn down for what




this gif keeps getting better

Turn down for what

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very fucking punny you shits


with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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