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The tales of a college student and retail employee in love.

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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— 1 day ago with 69402 notes

farandolae:

girl-farts:

the-feminist-fangirl:

whimsicult:

corgiwhisperer:

Frats are the worst, this is happening at Carleton University today.

protip never go to university

Wow. Well, I guess at least they’re wearing advertisements that say “I’m a [potential] rapist.”

what. the. fuck.

!!!

I think it’s a good idea for men who endorse these messages to be forced to wear shirts like these so we know how to avoid rapists. And we can hit them with cars.

^I second this motion.

(via princess-passion-flower)

— 2 days ago with 3167 notes

benjiecon:

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

bullshit.

yep def bullshit, I was a TA for two years (and due to scheduling, one year was pretty much for the entire math department) and all the teachers ever did in the break rooms and offices was talk shit about y’all idiots.

— 3 days ago with 38974 notes
electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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(via benjiecon)

— 3 days ago with 218312 notes
khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

KICK ASS

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

KICK ASS

(Source: takealookatyourlife, via benjiecon)

— 3 days ago with 153947 notes
http://the-imperious-weak.tumblr.com/post/96423468687/hit-shuffle-on-your-ipod-phone-itunes-media-player →

the-imperious-weak:

Hit shuffle on your iPod/Phone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 25 songs. Then pass this onto 10 people.

I was tagged by defjux

  1. "Crossing the Frame" by Coheed and Cambria
  2. "Gehenna" by Slipknot
  3. "Medicine Wheel" by Between the Buried and Me
  4. "Het Spook van De Leiffartshof" by…

Alright alright. Just saw this and I’ll participate. 

  1. "Radio Silence" by Harvey Danger
  2. "Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll" by the Killers
  3. "Rhyme & Reason" by Dave Matthews Band
  4. "I Feel Better" by Gotye
  5. "21st Century Breakdown" by Green Day (literally their worst song ever.. ugh)
  6. "St. Walker" by Young the Giant
  7. "Weightless" by City and Colour
  8. "Prize Fighter" by the Killers
  9. "Sleep" by My Chemical Romance"
  10. "Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?" by Arctic Monkeys
  11. "Pyramid" by Two Door Cinema Club
  12. "Uncle Johnny" by the Killers
  13. "Stray Heart" by Green Day
  14. "The Union" by Taking Back Sunday
  15. "Halloween" by Dave Matthews Band
  16. "Glory and Gore" by Lorde
  17. "Higher" by Parachute
  18. "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons
  19. "Light up the Sky" by Yellowcard
  20. "Sleep Alone" by Two Door Cinema Club
  21. "Fragile Bird" by City and Colour
  22. "From Finner" by Of Monsters and Men
  23. "Good Will Hunting by Myself" by Ludo (this song is fucking great)
  24. "Andy You’re a Star" by the Killers
  25. "The Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance

kk do this if you guys wanna, don’t if you don’t 
camgirl91 learning-2love sashagreystoilet cocaineandkiddos spazzypeach kbrughelli11 xoxosarasalina brittank burritosaurus-rex emptyuniverse

— 3 days ago with 5 notes
camwhoreconfessional:

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
 http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20143108-26097-2.html 

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

Three cheers for Scotland!

camwhoreconfessional:

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

Three cheers for Scotland!

(via k-k-k-kush)

— 3 days ago with 58908 notes

princess-passion-flower:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

so gentle

(via benjiecon)

— 3 days ago with 92653 notes