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The tales of a college student and retail employee in love.

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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
— 8 hours ago with 1491516 notes

So like

I think Marshall will be the one I end up marrying

And not because I’m in my la-la-land and think everything is going to be perfect all the time (because it isn’t and it hasn’t been, actually)

But because Chris probably won’t LET us go our separate ways.

Seriously we were all drunk and Marshall and I got in at least 3 dif fights right, and Chris mediated them all and made us calm down and I ended up falling asleep on Marshall’s side of the bed and waking up feeling shitty and hungover and then we fixed everything.

And I mean it’s like we’ve been married since we met cause we don’t go more than a day without seeing each other (and that’s only happened twice), we go everywhere together, my family invites him to shit (THEY NEVER DO THIS WILLINGLY) and I could go on and on. And that’s what I hear from a lot of happily-married people: they just fit together, their lives almost immediately merged and everything felt right.

Idk all the signs point to yes but who knows, I could get sick of his overreacting to literally everything and walk away at some point but I feel like I won’t bc I know what he’s worth. I can’t say anyone else likes to sit outside on a parking garage with me or sneak into every place we shouldn’t be or listen to debates and talks about death and the afterlife and talk about everything from what’s up in life to why the fucking sky is blue, and then cuddle the shit out of me afterward.

I love every minute of this. Just not the fighting.

— 1 day ago
muerteconleche:


via THE EXQUISITE blog…


I HADNT SCROLLED ALL THE WAY SO I SAW SPRINKLES AND I SAID YAY ICECREAMAND THEN SCROLLED AND IT JUST DICK

muerteconleche:

via THE EXQUISITE blog…

I HADNT SCROLLED ALL THE WAY SO I SAW SPRINKLES AND I SAID YAY ICECREAM

AND THEN SCROLLED AND IT JUST DICK

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— 1 day ago with 11963 notes

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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fannishbeth:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

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